Tuesday, February 22, 2011

funny sms 2

Santa ko rota dekhkar
Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?
Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!




Exam me teacher
Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake
na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.
Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,
kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!





What is the similarity
Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?
Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!






mango juice ka glaas
Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha
Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.
Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,
biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me
paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.
Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha
aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!





Tumhari biwi
Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!




Mujhe mobile me MP3
Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RAShAN CARD chalega?




You don’t love
Wife to Santa : “You don’t love me at all”
Santa points towards their five children and says
“Do you think I donwloaded them from google”

Funny sms

Can v do romance
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"






similarity between
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.





Come, lets go...
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.





Kripya!!!
Kripya Dhyaan De,






Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya





Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi



versions of java
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava

pakau shayari 5

Dekha tujhe to rooh
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!




Mere Dil, Jiger,
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…




Shaam hote hi ye Dil
Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

pakau shayari 5

chalo sajna jaha
chalo sajna jaha tak ghata chale.
chalo sajna jaha tak ghata chale.
aage se TAXI kar lenge.




Kaisi thi wo raat
Kaisi thi wo raat, kuch kaha sakta nahi main,
chahoon kahana to bayan kar sakta nahi main…
dulhan banke meri jab wo bahon me aaye thi,
sej saji thi phoolon ki, par usne mahakai thi….




Ghoongat me ek chand
Ghoongat me ek chand tha, aur sirf tanhai thi,
Aawaz dil ke dhadakne ki bhi phir zor se aaye thi…..
Pyar ka rang bhi utar kar uske chehre par aaya tha….






Bahon me lekar usko
Bahon me lekar usko, phir labon ki lali chrai thi,
Us sard raat me saanse bhi shola ban kar takrai thi…..
Tika, bindi, kangan, payal sabne shor machaya tha,
Jab uske shokh badan ko maine apna hath lagaya tha…..






chaha kar koi kisi
chaha kar koi kisi se juda nahi hota,
chaha kar koi kisi se khafa nahi hota
mohabbat ko mazboori hi le doobti hain,
varna khusi se koi bewafa nahi hota.

pakau shayari 4

jab tota hua dirty
jab tota hua dirty pyaar se boli maina
jab tota hua dirty pyaar se boli maine
dont worry darling Surf exel haina Wink




meri aankhon
meri aankhon mein hai hai
tu is kadar samai
meri aankhon mein hai hai
tu is kadar samai
jaise bajre ke khet mein
BHAIS ghus aayi..






kal rat es tarah
kal rat es tarah se vo mere sapano me aayi,
jaise patazad me bhi bahar ayi,
yuhi mulakat ho gai ,
na sochi thi vo bat ho gai ,
Anjani thi , par es tarah se vo muje apana bana gai ,
kya kahu me usake bare mai ,
kin sabad me karu usaki tarif ,
ki ek aandhe ko rat me bhi ujala de gai,
Bas aise aayi kal rat vo sapano me !
subah hote hi vo sapana chura le gai ,
kya thi vo ,
kaise kahu . !
Bas aayi thi ....vo chali gai . .!
yuhi sapano me . . .!





Dhalti he rath
Dhalti he rat julfho me teri......
Dhalti he rat julfho me teri......
Dhalti he rat julfho me teri......
agar tu sar munddaye to savera ho jayae.





itna majbor
itna majbor ho gaya hu
tumari bawafi se
ki machar khabi bhi
uta lay jate hai charpai se





duniya se chhipa
duniya se chhipa kar teri tasveer bathroom me laga rkhhi hai
duniya se chhipa kar teri tasveer bathroom me laga rkhhi hai
har pal tera didar ho isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai






tere ishqe me mere
tere ishqe me mere ghalib ne muje itna pita
tere ishqe me mere ghalib ne muje itna pita
tan ki shakti man ki shakti bournvita






suhag rat ke bad pati
suhag rat ke bad pati patni ko muh dikhai ke 500 Rs. deta he
patni 200 Rs. rupye vapas kar deti hai
pati: why.?
patni: me ek rat ke sirf 300 hi leti hu





esrate tabassum ki
esrate tabassum ki lo ko chilman me numais na karana
esrate tabassum ki lo ko chilman me numais na karana
esrate tabassum ki lo ko chilman me numais na karana.........................
agar iska matalab samajh me aa jye to muje bhi bata dena




TUM KYA JANO
TUM KYA JANO GAM KYA CHIJ HAI
TUM KYA JANO GAM KYA CHIJ HAI
GAM TO WOH CHIJ HAI, GAM TO WOH CHIJ HAI
JIS SE KAGAJ CHIPKAYA JATA HAI

pakau shayari - 3

Hawa mein Bindaas
Hawa mein Bindaas ud rahe the galib....
hawa mein Aazaad ud rahe the galib.....
hawa mein Betaab ud rahe the galib.....
phir
phir kya???


ruk gayee hawa gir gaye gaalib!!!!!





som text is missin
arz kiya hai
he is kissin
she is kissin
gaur farmaiyega janaab
he is kissin
she is kissin


som text is missin
som text is missin
som text is missin




Mene tujse pyar kiya
Mene tujse pyar kiya Mehbuba samaj kar,
tera baap muje kha gya kharbuja samajkar

Mene tujse pyar kiya Sarasvati samaj kar,
tera baap muje jala diya Agarbatti samajkar



Hai tu agar
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar




Na woh inkaar
Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai





Agar tum kaho to
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye
aasman se chand taare torr laun,
Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???