pakau shayari 11

Aab Pakau SMS Bhej


Aab Pakau SMS Bhej K Nahi Karenge Tumhe Bor
Aab Pakau SMS Bhej K Nahi Karenge Tumhe Bor


Khiche Muje Koi Dor
Teri or, Teri or, Teri Aur










Tere Pyar ka Saya


Tere Pyar ka Saya,
Tere Pyar Ka Saya 
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2(Do) minute Ruk Me Toilet Karke Aaya 








Door se dekha toh ek sher


Door se dekha toh ek sher tha ...
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha ...
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha ...
isliye paas gaya hii nahi ...
                                          sochatha risk kyun le....








Agar manzil ko pana hai to


Agar manzil ko pana hai to honsla sath rakhna
Agar pyaar ko pana hai to etbaar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskurana hai to daant saaf rakhna

pakau shayari 10

Ek ladki ne kiya

ek ladke ne kiya ladki ko gaal pe kiss
ek ladke ne kiya ladki ko gaal pe kiss
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Mutual funds are subjected to market
risks ……!!!!


Romeo ne juliet se


Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Asali masale sach sach MDH ….. MDH






Salma ke pyaar me

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Gaur farmaiye
Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter




Blood donate karne se pehle

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska
group janchna…
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska
group janchna…
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BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna….

pakau shayari 9

Yashomati Maiyya Se


Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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“ Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life
Jhingalala .. !!”






Akbar ne kharide 3 -3 ghode

Akbar ne kharide 3 -3 ghode ..( Gaur farmaiye )
Akbar ne kharide 3 -3 ghode ..
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aja aja dil nichode ….
raat ki matki phode





Mehngai ki iss daur mein karna

Arz kiya hai
Mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne
kharche par kabooo..
mehnngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne
kharche par kabooo..
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Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh
babu …



Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan

Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan …
Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan . .
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LIFEBOUY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan …

pakau shayari 8

Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo

Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist ….
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist ….
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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A
TERRORIST…





Tumse pyaar karte karte

Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya
crime….
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya
crime….
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1 is neither composite nor prime





uh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak

uh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak ….
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak … .
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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia
AAJ TAK ..






He is KISSING

Arz kiya hai ..
He is KISSING
She is KISSING
He is KISSING
She is KISSING
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* * * Some text missing
* * * some text missing

pakau shayari 7

Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa


Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa
josh aaya …
Wah -Wah , Wah- Wah …
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa
josh aaya …
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Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh
aaya…




Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana


Arz kiya hai …
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana …
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana …
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A for Apple B for Banana…
WAH WAH …!!






Woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein


Woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein
chahun….
woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein
chahun….
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun






Kal tak thee jo meri present


Arz kiya hai …
Kal tak thee jo meri present …
Kal tak thee jo meri present …
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Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Kal tak thee jo meri present …
Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Offer valid till stocks last.. :- P

pakau sms 9

PAKAU SMS 9

Idhar Bhi Sitam Ho Gaya,

Idhar Bhi Sitam Ho Gaya,

Udhar bhi Sitam Ho Gaya

Message Delete Kardo,

Sher Khatam Ho Gaya.

Wo maza natho red label ke Chai me,

Wo maza natho red label ke Chai me,

Na kisi ke good bye me,

na kahi se aane me, na kahi se jaane me,

Jo maja hai subha uthkar, fir so jaane me..

Chicken Aise Pakau Ke Kacha Na Ho

Chicken Aise Pakau Ke Kacha Na Ho....(wah.. wah..)

Chicken Aise Pakau Ke Kacha Na Ho,

Aur

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Mohabbat Aise Nibhao Ke Baccha Na Ho..

Silly SMS jokes 5

Silly SMS jokes 5

Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?

Friend: B.A.

Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.

"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"

"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"

Fir kya,

"Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!

PATNI NE KAR DI THI

PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHULAI

KI USNE " PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI....

Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo

Mam:Khana abi nai bana

Faqir:Facebook pe BABA Pappu ke naam se hu,ban jaye to WALL pe post kardena...

Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???

Guess..

Not Sure

Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar

Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti hai

Silly SMS jokes 4

Silly SMS jokes 4

Teacher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?

Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

A Cockroach To A Young Guy:

"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,

More Louder Than You Can...

If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat..

Duryodhan will say... Dussashan, pehna do bhabhi

ko saari, hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai...

khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye

mile mughe aur mera ho jaye

karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye

Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye

Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?

Bnta-Gane K Liye,

Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?

Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.

WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!

SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?

Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.

Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.

Silly SMS Jokes 3

Silly SMS Jokes 3

Teacher to KG Kid: Hw many months in a year?

Kid: 12

Teacher: How did u knw?

Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re!

DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA

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Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

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Who is the most lucky man of this week.?

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Kanimozi's husband ofcourse....

Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife is in the jail

enjoy man..!!

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U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte hai?

JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti hai?

CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai?

INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE HAI

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Osama to Amitabh : How are you ?

Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ??

Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum

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WIFE- kitna pyar karte ho mujhse?

HUSBAND- Shahjahan jaisa.

WIFE- To Tajmahal banwao.

HUSBAND- Zameen kharid li h, bus tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

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Lalu thanking obama after his stay in america-

Thank you for ur hospitality.when you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise u.....

Silly SMS jokes 2

Silly SMS jokes 

 

LAZINESS is the 'father' of all bad habits..
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But ultimately he is a father & we should respect him!
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-Be Lazy,
Think Crazy!
 

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Soul1: How did u die?
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,
found none, felt guilty & suicided
S2: Ha ha i was in d Fridge..

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Spiritual thought for d day-
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Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven..
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Unfaithful boyfrnds are already enjoying...
HEAVEN on Earth.

Silly SMS Jokes

Silly SMS Jokes

-I intend to live forever- so far so good

-Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?"

-Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!!

-Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

-Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature

-All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!

-if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?

engagement
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.


teacher
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!


What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him?
" tu karate main marathe".


Santa-Banta
Teacher ne kaha-translate hindi to english, "khushi ke maare uski chhaati phool gai".

Santa translated-"Due to happiness his chest turned into breast"!!!

-people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there

-Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!

-I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!

-I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!


domestic affairs
"The General was essentially a man of peace,
except of course in his domestic affairs."
Oscar Wilde


Speak
Since light travel faster than sound...

People appear bright until you hear them speak...

Marry
Every man should marry....

After all happiness is not the only thing in life...

pakau sms 8

pakau sms


Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop


Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus mein nahin chada - 
kyon??
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think....
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Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha..lol






Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain


Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe ..... 
kamal,vimal do bhai they,dono bus stop pe khade the.. 
bus aai vimal chad jata hai per! kamal nahin jata hai
why???
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Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL






Amitabh aur Pran dono bus


Amitabh aur Pran dono bus estop pe khade the... 
bus
aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata
Qyo???
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pran jaye per bacchan na jaye

Pakau Shayaries

Pakau Shayaries...

Teri adao pe main 
Teri adao pe main jaun waari waari...
Dial 139 for railway enquiry.

Na jine ki arzu na
Na jine ki arzu na marne ka khauf
The number you are trying is currently switched off.

Apne gamo ko bas
Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo
Naya godrej powder hair dye, Bas kaato kholo or laga lo

pakau sms 7

Ek bar ekk haathi tha.........


ek bar ekk haathi tha. uske samne na 11 kele the. usne na 10 kha leye. 1 ni khaya bata kyo?
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kyonki ek kela plastic ka tha !!!
hahahahaha............... .




Is baar fir hathi tha.......
is baar fir hathi tha..fir 11 kele.. usne 11 k 11 nai khaye.. bata kyo?
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is baar hathi plastic ka tha!!!
hahahahaha............... 






Is baar asli hathi tha......... 
is baar asli hathi tha.. asli 11 kele. usne 11 k 11 nai khaye .. bata kyo?
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kyonki kele tv me the!!
hahahahaha...............






Is baar fir asli hathi tha........
is baar fer asli hathi tha,.. asli 11 kele.. hathi aur kele dono he tv me the.. usne phir ni khaye.. bata kyo?
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kyonki dono alag alag channel pe the!!
hahahahaha............... 








Is baar fer asli hathi.............. 
is baar fer asli hathi .. asli 11 kele.. hathi aur kele dono tv me.. ek he channel pe .. usne phir ni khaye .. bata kyo?
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kyonki tv band tha!!
hahahahaha...............

pakau sms 6

Shruti to Shraxis




Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?


Socho… kyun….. ???
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.Aur thoda socho....


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Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank






Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi


Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. 
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Tendulkar is an opener...






What will u call a person


What will u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver). 







Jackie Chan ki saas


Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. 
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nahi pata..??
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answer: D'Cold


chain ki saans lo - D'cold




chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
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this is quite simple...
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answer) D'Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi