pakau shayari 11

Aab Pakau SMS Bhej


Aab Pakau SMS Bhej K Nahi Karenge Tumhe Bor
Aab Pakau SMS Bhej K Nahi Karenge Tumhe Bor


Khiche Muje Koi Dor
Teri or, Teri or, Teri Aur










Tere Pyar ka Saya


Tere Pyar ka Saya,
Tere Pyar Ka Saya 
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2(Do) minute Ruk Me Toilet Karke Aaya 








Door se dekha toh ek sher


Door se dekha toh ek sher tha ...
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha ...
Door se dekha toh ek sher tha ...
isliye paas gaya hii nahi ...
                                          sochatha risk kyun le....








Agar manzil ko pana hai to


Agar manzil ko pana hai to honsla sath rakhna
Agar pyaar ko pana hai to etbaar sath rakhna
Agar hamesha muskurana hai to daant saaf rakhna

pakau shayari 10

Ek ladki ne kiya

ek ladke ne kiya ladki ko gaal pe kiss
ek ladke ne kiya ladki ko gaal pe kiss
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Mutual funds are subjected to market
risks ……!!!!


Romeo ne juliet se


Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Romeo ne juliet se kaha ek sach
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Asali masale sach sach MDH ….. MDH






Salma ke pyaar me

Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
Gaur farmaiye
Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter




Blood donate karne se pehle

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska
group janchna…
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska
group janchna…
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BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna….

pakau shayari 9

Yashomati Maiyya Se


Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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Waah! Waah!
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …
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“ Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life
Jhingalala .. !!”






Akbar ne kharide 3 -3 ghode

Akbar ne kharide 3 -3 ghode ..( Gaur farmaiye )
Akbar ne kharide 3 -3 ghode ..
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aja aja dil nichode ….
raat ki matki phode





Mehngai ki iss daur mein karna

Arz kiya hai
Mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne
kharche par kabooo..
mehnngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne
kharche par kabooo..
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Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh
babu …



Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan

Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan …
Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan . .
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LIFEBOUY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan …

pakau shayari 8

Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo

Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist ….
Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist ….
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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A
TERRORIST…





Tumse pyaar karte karte

Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya
crime….
Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya
crime….
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1 is neither composite nor prime





uh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak

uh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak ….
yuh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak … .
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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia
AAJ TAK ..






He is KISSING

Arz kiya hai ..
He is KISSING
She is KISSING
He is KISSING
She is KISSING
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pakau shayari 7

Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa


Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa
josh aaya …
Wah -Wah , Wah- Wah …
Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa
josh aaya …
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Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh
aaya…




Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana


Arz kiya hai …
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana …
Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana …
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A for Apple B for Banana…
WAH WAH …!!






Woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein


Woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein
chahun….
woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein
chahun….
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ahun ahun ahun
ahun ahun ahun






Kal tak thee jo meri present


Arz kiya hai …
Kal tak thee jo meri present …
Kal tak thee jo meri present …
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Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Kal tak thee jo meri present …
Aaj ho gayee hai past…
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Offer valid till stocks last.. :- P

pakau sms 9

PAKAU SMS 9

Idhar Bhi Sitam Ho Gaya,

Idhar Bhi Sitam Ho Gaya,

Udhar bhi Sitam Ho Gaya

Message Delete Kardo,

Sher Khatam Ho Gaya.

Wo maza natho red label ke Chai me,

Wo maza natho red label ke Chai me,

Na kisi ke good bye me,

na kahi se aane me, na kahi se jaane me,

Jo maja hai subha uthkar, fir so jaane me..

Chicken Aise Pakau Ke Kacha Na Ho

Chicken Aise Pakau Ke Kacha Na Ho....(wah.. wah..)

Chicken Aise Pakau Ke Kacha Na Ho,

Aur

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Mohabbat Aise Nibhao Ke Baccha Na Ho..