tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34787162683607508642024-03-12T18:11:19.605-07:00PAGAL - SMS - COLLECTIONs r pramod kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00389778477042981718noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3478716268360750864.post-87423529495109847732012-06-09T09:48:00.000-07:002012-06-09T09:48:41.053-07:00pakau shayari 11<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span class="entity" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Aab Pakau SMS Bhej K Nahi Karenge Tumhe Bor<br />Aab Pakau SMS Bhej K Nahi Karenge Tumhe Bor</span><span class="entity" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><br /><br /><br />Khiche Muje Koi Dor<br />Teri or, Teri or, Teri Aur</span>
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<span class="entity" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Tere Pyar ka Saya,</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Tere Pyar Ka Saya </span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">:</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">:</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">:</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">:</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">2(Do) minute Ruk Me Toilet Karke Aaya </span></span><br />
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<span class="entity" style="background-color: white; font-family: arial; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;"><b>Door se dekha toh ek sher</b></span>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Door se dekha toh ek sher tha ...</span><br />
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<span class="entity" style="background-color: white; font-size: 13px; text-align: -webkit-auto;"><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Agar manzil ko pana hai to honsla sath rakhna</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Agar pyaar ko pana hai to etbaar sath rakhna</span><br style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;" /><span style="font-family: arial, sans-serif;">Agar hamesha muskurana hai to daant saaf rakhna</span>
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Mutual funds are subjected to market<br />
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Asali masale sach sach MDH ….. MDH<br />
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<b>Salma ke pyaar me</b><br />
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Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter<br />
Gaur farmaiye<br />
Salma ke pyaar me doob gaya Peter<br />
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Ab hero Honda splendor 80 kilometer prati leter<br />
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<b>Blood donate karne se pehle</b><br />
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Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska<br />
group janchna…<br />
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska<br />
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BASANTI in kuton ke samne mat nachna….<br />
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<b>Yashomati Maiyya Se</b><br />
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …<br />
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala …<br />
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“ Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life<br />
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<b>Akbar ne kharide 3 -3 ghode</b><br />
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Akbar ne kharide 3 -3 ghode ..(
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Akbar ne kharide 3 -3 ghode ..<br />
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aja aja dil nichode ….<br />
raat ki matki phode<br />
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<b>Mehngai ki iss daur mein karna</b><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent;">Arz kiya hai</span><br />
Mehngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne<br />
kharche par kabooo..<br />
mehnngai ki iss daur mein karna padta hai apne<br />
kharche par kabooo..<br />
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Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh<br />
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<b>Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan</b><br />
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Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan …<br />
Mein hoon yahan tu hai wahan . .<br />
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LIFEBOUY hai jahan tandurusti hai wahan …<br />
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<br /></div>s r pramod kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00389778477042981718noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3478716268360750864.post-49130619470596958752012-06-07T04:18:00.001-07:002012-06-07T04:18:09.708-07:00pakau shayari 8<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<b>Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo</b><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent;">Agar dava chahiyetoh dhundo koi chemist ….</span><br />
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My NAME IS KHAN and I AM NOT A<br />
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<b>Tumse pyaar karte karte</b><br />
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Tumse pyaar karte karte hamne kar diya<br />
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1 is neither composite nor prime<br />
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<b>uh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak</b><br />
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uh khamosh rehkar tadpogi kabtak ….<br />
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Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia<br />
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<b>He is KISSING</b><br />
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Arz kiya hai ..<br />
He is KISSING<br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa</b>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">josh aaya …</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Wah -Wah , Wah- Wah …</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Baith kar girlfriend ki Zulfon ke saaye mai aisa</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">josh aaya …</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ki Uske papa ne dekh liya aur ICU mai hosh</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">aaya…</span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Arz kiya hai …</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana …</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ab toh Zindagi ka maksad hai tujhe apnana …</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">A for Apple B for Banana…</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">WAH WAH …!!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein</b>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">chahun….</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">woh mujhe chod ke chali gayi usse pana mein</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">chahun….</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">ahun ahun ahun</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><b>Kal tak thee jo meri present</b>
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Arz kiya hai …</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Kal tak thee jo meri present …</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Kal tak thee jo meri present …</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Aaj ho gayee hai past…</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Kal tak thee jo meri present …</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Aaj ho gayee hai past…</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Offer valid till stocks last.. :- P</span><br />
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</div>s r pramod kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00389778477042981718noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3478716268360750864.post-21735148877151865582012-06-07T04:05:00.007-07:002012-06-07T04:06:31.420-07:00pakau sms 9<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Idhar Bhi Sitam Ho Gaya,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Message Delete Kardo,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Sher Khatam Ho Gaya.</span></div>
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<b><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Wo maza natho red label ke Chai me,
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Wo maza natho red label ke Chai me,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Na kisi ke good bye me,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">na kahi se aane me, na kahi se jaane me,</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Jo maja hai subha uthkar, fir so jaane me..</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Chicken Aise Pakau Ke Kacha Na Ho</b>
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<span style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Chicken Aise Pakau Ke Kacha Na Ho....(wah.. wah..)</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: transparent; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Chicken Aise Pakau Ke Kacha Na Ho,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; color: #222222; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Thank you for ur hospitality.when you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise u.....</span>
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Soul1: How did u die?<br />
Soul2: Due 2 cold U?<br />
S1: I doubted my wife with a man & searched my house,<br />
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Faithful boyfrnds will go straight to heaven..<br />
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br /><br />-I intend to live forever- so far so good<br /><br />-Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that?"<br /><br />-Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!!<br /><br />-Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!<br /><br />-Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature<br /><br />-All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!<br /><br />-if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends?</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><b style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">engagement</b><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.</span><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><br /><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><b style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">teacher</b><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!</span><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him?</span><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">" tu karate main marathe".</span><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><br /><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><b style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Santa-Banta</b><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Teacher ne kaha-translate hindi to english, "khushi ke maare uski chhaati phool gai".</span><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /><span style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">Santa translated-"Due to happiness his chest turned into breast"!!!</span><br style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;" /></span><div style="background-color: white; text-align: -webkit-auto;">
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">-people ask me if id pefer 2 go 2 hell or heaven i say hell coz its nice and warm down there<br /><br />-Im a nobody.. nobodys perfect.. therefore IM PERFECT!!!<br /><br />-I didnt kiss ur boyfriend! I told his lips a secret!!<br /><br />-I would stop eating chocolate.. but I'm not a quitter!<br /><br /><br /><b>domestic affairs</b><br />"The General was essentially a man of peace,<br />except of course in his domestic affairs."<br />Oscar Wilde<br /><br /><br /><b>Speak</b><br />Since light travel faster than sound...<br /><br />People appear bright until you hear them speak...<br /><br /><b><br /></b></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Marry<br />Every man should marry....<br /><br />After all happiness is not the only thing in life...</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, sans-serif;"><b>Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop</b></span>
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, sans-serif;">Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain. Kajol chali gayi, par Sharukh bus mein nahin chada - </span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, sans-serif;">kyon??</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, sans-serif;">Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhodne aaya tha..lol</span><br />
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<b style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, sans-serif;">Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain</b><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, sans-serif;">Ek aur muaka de hi dete hain tumhe ..... </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, sans-serif;">Kyonkieeeeee bus per likha tha ONLY VIMAL</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, sans-serif;">aai aur Pran chad jata hai per Amitabh nahin jata</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><b>Ek bar ekk haathi tha.........</b></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">ek bar ekk haathi tha. uske samne na 11 kele the. usne na 10 kha leye. 1 ni khaya bata kyo?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">kyonki ek kela plastic ka tha !!!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">hahahahaha...............</span> <span style="background-color: white;">.</span></span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">Is baar fir hathi tha</span>.......</span></b><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">is baar fir hathi tha..fir 11 kele.. usne 11 k 11 nai khaye.. bata kyo?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">is baar hathi plastic ka tha!!!</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">hahahahaha...............</span> </span><br />
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<b><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">Is baar asli hathi tha.........</span> </span></b><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">is baar asli hathi tha.. asli 11 kele. usne 11 k 11 nai khaye .. bata kyo?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">kyonki kele tv me the!!</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">is baar fer asli hathi tha,.. asli 11 kele.. hathi aur kele dono he tv me the.. usne phir ni khaye.. bata kyo?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">kyonki dono alag alag channel pe the!!</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">is baar fer asli hathi .. asli 11 kele.. hathi aur kele dono tv me.. ek he channel pe .. usne phir ni khaye .. bata kyo?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">hahahahaha...............</span></div>s r pramod kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00389778477042981718noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3478716268360750864.post-1687093927834771922012-05-31T02:09:00.001-07:002012-05-31T02:33:08.533-07:00pakau sms 6<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<b><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Shruti to Shraxis</span></b><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: transparent;"><span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Socho… kyun….. ???</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">What will u call a person who is leaving India??</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">Hindustan Lever (Leaver). </span><span style="background-color: white;"><br /></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">nahi pata..??</span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">chain ki saans lo - D'cold</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">answer) D'Cold again</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;"><span style="background-color: white;">kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi</span><span style="background-color: white;"><br /></span></span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><br /></span></div>s r pramod kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00389778477042981718noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3478716268360750864.post-68359878770723149322011-02-22T10:57:00.000-08:002011-02-22T11:02:43.291-08:00funny sms 2<span style="font-weight:bold;">Santa ko rota dekhkar </span><br />Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?<br />Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,<br />ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Exam me teacher</span><br />Exam me teacher ne nakal karne di aur kaha bahar jake<br />na kehna ki meine nakal karai hai.<br />Santa : Na jee na hum kahenge sir to bahut kamina tha,<br />kutte ne seat se hilne bhi nahi diya!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">What is the similarity</span><br />Banta : What is the similarity between marriage and 11:59 pm?<br />Santa : Dono ke baad 12 bajte hai aur din badal jate hai!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;"> mango juice ka glaas</span><br />Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha<br />Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.<br />Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,<br />biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me<br />paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.<br />Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha<br />aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Tumhari biwi </span><br />Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?<br />Banta : Google Kaur.<br />Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?<br />Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Mujhe mobile me MP3 </span><br />Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.<br />Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?<br />Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RAShAN CARD chalega?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">You don’t love </span><br />Wife to Santa : “You don’t love me at all”<br />Santa points towards their five children and says<br />“Do you think I donwloaded them from google”s r pramod kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00389778477042981718noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3478716268360750864.post-76902379680215199192011-02-22T10:47:00.000-08:002011-02-22T10:56:02.286-08:00Funny sms<span style="font-weight:bold;">Can v do romance </span><br />Can v do romance in the evening today?<br />I'm in a good mood<br />Just a little bit of kissing and biting<br />reply me soon!<br /><br />urs lovingly<br /><br />"MOSQUITO" <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">similarity between</span><br />Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?<br />Both don't exist. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Come, lets go...</span><br />In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!<br />Saint: I don't have.<br />TT: Where do you want to go?<br />Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!<br />TT: Come, lets go!<br />Saint: Where?<br />TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail. <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Kripya!!!</span><br />Kripya Dhyaan De,<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Ha ha ha ha</span><br />Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha <br />ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi <br />hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho <br />ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">versions of java</span><br />Which are the 2 latest versions of java.<br /><br />Think... think... think...<br /><br />Marjava & Mitjavas r pramod kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00389778477042981718noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3478716268360750864.post-56184225678824255732011-02-22T10:43:00.000-08:002011-02-22T10:45:54.870-08:00pakau shayari 5<span style="font-weight:bold;">Dekha tujhe to rooh </span><br />Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,<br />Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,<br />Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,<br />Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Mere Dil, Jiger,</span><br />Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum<br />waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum<br />Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum<br />Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Shaam hote hi ye Dil </span><br />Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai<br />Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai<br />Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai<br />Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..s r pramod kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00389778477042981718noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3478716268360750864.post-34222296697862618662011-02-22T10:40:00.000-08:002011-02-22T10:42:54.748-08:00pakau shayari 5<span style="font-weight:bold;">chalo sajna jaha</span><br />chalo sajna jaha tak ghata chale.<br />chalo sajna jaha tak ghata chale.<br />aage se TAXI kar lenge.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Kaisi thi wo raat</span><br />Kaisi thi wo raat, kuch kaha sakta nahi main,<br />chahoon kahana to bayan kar sakta nahi main…<br />dulhan banke meri jab wo bahon me aaye thi,<br />sej saji thi phoolon ki, par usne mahakai thi….<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Ghoongat me ek chand </span><br />Ghoongat me ek chand tha, aur sirf tanhai thi,<br />Aawaz dil ke dhadakne ki bhi phir zor se aaye thi…..<br />Pyar ka rang bhi utar kar uske chehre par aaya tha….<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Bahon me lekar usko</span><br />Bahon me lekar usko, phir labon ki lali chrai thi,<br />Us sard raat me saanse bhi shola ban kar takrai thi…..<br />Tika, bindi, kangan, payal sabne shor machaya tha,<br />Jab uske shokh badan ko maine apna hath lagaya tha…..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">chaha kar koi kisi </span><br />chaha kar koi kisi se juda nahi hota,<br />chaha kar koi kisi se khafa nahi hota<br />mohabbat ko mazboori hi le doobti hain,<br />varna khusi se koi bewafa nahi hota.s r pramod kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00389778477042981718noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3478716268360750864.post-5728088618074145262011-02-22T10:30:00.000-08:002011-02-22T10:35:37.487-08:00pakau shayari 4<span style="font-weight:bold;">jab tota hua dirty</span><br />jab tota hua dirty pyaar se boli maina<br />jab tota hua dirty pyaar se boli maine<br />dont worry darling Surf exel haina Wink<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">meri aankhon </span><br />meri aankhon mein hai hai<br />tu is kadar samai<br />meri aankhon mein hai hai<br />tu is kadar samai<br />jaise bajre ke khet mein<br />BHAIS ghus aayi..<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">kal rat es tarah</span><br />kal rat es tarah se vo mere sapano me aayi,<br />jaise patazad me bhi bahar ayi,<br />yuhi mulakat ho gai ,<br />na sochi thi vo bat ho gai ,<br />Anjani thi , par es tarah se vo muje apana bana gai ,<br />kya kahu me usake bare mai ,<br />kin sabad me karu usaki tarif ,<br />ki ek aandhe ko rat me bhi ujala de gai,<br />Bas aise aayi kal rat vo sapano me !<br />subah hote hi vo sapana chura le gai ,<br />kya thi vo ,<br />kaise kahu . !<br />Bas aayi thi ....vo chali gai . .!<br />yuhi sapano me . . .!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Dhalti he rath</span><br />Dhalti he rat julfho me teri......<br />Dhalti he rat julfho me teri......<br />Dhalti he rat julfho me teri......<br />agar tu sar munddaye to savera ho jayae.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">itna majbor</span><br />itna majbor ho gaya hu<br />tumari bawafi se<br />ki machar khabi bhi<br />uta lay jate hai charpai se<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">duniya se chhipa</span><br />duniya se chhipa kar teri tasveer bathroom me laga rkhhi hai<br />duniya se chhipa kar teri tasveer bathroom me laga rkhhi hai<br />har pal tera didar ho isliye julab ki goli kha rakhi hai<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">tere ishqe me mere</span><br />tere ishqe me mere ghalib ne muje itna pita<br />tere ishqe me mere ghalib ne muje itna pita<br />tan ki shakti man ki shakti bournvita<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">suhag rat ke bad pati </span><br />suhag rat ke bad pati patni ko muh dikhai ke 500 Rs. deta he<br />patni 200 Rs. rupye vapas kar deti hai<br />pati: why.?<br />patni: me ek rat ke sirf 300 hi leti hu<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">esrate tabassum ki </span><br />esrate tabassum ki lo ko chilman me numais na karana<br />esrate tabassum ki lo ko chilman me numais na karana<br />esrate tabassum ki lo ko chilman me numais na karana.........................<br />agar iska matalab samajh me aa jye to muje bhi bata dena<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">TUM KYA JANO </span><br />TUM KYA JANO GAM KYA CHIJ HAI<br />TUM KYA JANO GAM KYA CHIJ HAI<br />GAM TO WOH CHIJ HAI, GAM TO WOH CHIJ HAI<br />JIS SE KAGAJ CHIPKAYA JATA HAIs r pramod kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00389778477042981718noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3478716268360750864.post-23693211363881350912011-02-22T10:13:00.001-08:002011-02-22T10:29:52.249-08:00pakau shayari - 3<span style="font-weight:bold;">Hawa mein Bindaas </span><br />Hawa mein Bindaas ud rahe the galib....<br />hawa mein Aazaad ud rahe the galib.....<br />hawa mein Betaab ud rahe the galib.....<br />phir<br />phir kya???<br /><br /><br />ruk gayee hawa gir gaye gaalib!!!!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">som text is missin</span><br />arz kiya hai<br />he is kissin<br />she is kissin<br />gaur farmaiyega janaab<br />he is kissin<br />she is kissin<br /><br /><br />som text is missin<br />som text is missin<br />som text is missin<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Mene tujse pyar kiya</span><br />Mene tujse pyar kiya Mehbuba samaj kar,<br />tera baap muje kha gya kharbuja samajkar<br /><br />Mene tujse pyar kiya Sarasvati samaj kar,<br />tera baap muje jala diya Agarbatti samajkar<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Hai tu agar </span><br />Hai tu agar mera dilbar,<br />Hai tu agar mera dilbar,<br />To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Na woh inkaar </span><br />Na woh inkaar karti hai,<br />Na woh ikraar karti hai,<br />Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,<br />Mere dost se pyaar karti hai<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Agar tum kaho to </span><br />Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye<br />aasman se chand taare torr laun,<br />Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye<br />aasman se chand taare torr laun,<br />Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???s r pramod kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00389778477042981718noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3478716268360750864.post-89277321645366023982008-05-14T11:06:00.000-07:002008-05-14T11:31:21.079-07:00pakau shayari - 2<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br />pakau shayari</span> - <span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;font-size:130%;" >2<br /><br /></span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Ab jab gira baadal....</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Ab jab gira baadal, teri yaad ai,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Jhoom ke barsa saawan, teri yaad ai,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri yaad ai,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Kiyun na aey teri yaad?</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Tune jo chhatri ab tak nahi lautai...</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Lal diwar per choone....</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Lal diwar per choone se likha tha Ghalib ne,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Yahan likhna mana hai</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Majnu ko Laila ka....</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Aur Laila sms free hone ke intazar main ...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Woh bhi kya din....</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span> Woh bhi kya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,<br />Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey they...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" > Tumko dekha to ek....</span><br /><br /> Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya<br /> Tumko dekha to ek khayal aaya<br /> Tumhari saheli ko dekha to doosra khayal aaya!!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >pyaar ka safar....</span><br /><br />pyaar ka safar lamba hua to kya hua.............<br />pyaar ka safar lamba hua to kya hua.............<br />Thora tum chalo,<br />Thora hum chalenge,<br />Fir............................... TAXI kar lenge<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Khidki se dekha....</span><br /><br />Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,<br /><br />Khidki se dekha to raastey pe koi nahin tha,<br /><br />Raaste pe jaake dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha.<br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><br /><br /><br /></span>s r pramod kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00389778477042981718noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3478716268360750864.post-64674101513516152032008-05-14T10:58:00.000-07:002008-05-14T11:06:35.328-07:00pakau shayari 1<span style="font-family:georgia;"><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" >pakau shayari - <span style="font-size:180%;">1</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">Hai tu agar mera...</span></span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><br />Hai tu agar mera dilbar,<br /></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Hai tu agar mera dilbar,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Woh bhi kiya din....</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;"> When words fail....</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> When words fail, Eyes works.</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> When eyes fail, heart works.</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> When heart fails...</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Unki gali ke chakkar....</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Woh to hamare ho na sakey,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Na woh inkaar karti....</span><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Na woh inkaar karti hai,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Na woh ikraar karti hai,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Mere dost se pyaar karti hai</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Maine poochha chand se...</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Maine poochha chand se...</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> 2,200,599,999 entries found</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;" > Agar tum kaho....<br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> aasman se chand taare torr laun,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Agar tum kaho to tumhare liye</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> aasman se chand taare torr laun,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Lekin tum unka karo gi kiya???</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> (Kiya logical sher hai!!)</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Jub dekha unhon ....</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Jub dekha unhon ne tirchhi nazar se,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> to hum madhosh ho gaey,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> Par jab pata chala ke un ki nazren hi tirchhi hain,</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"> to hum behosh ho gaey</span>s r pramod kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00389778477042981718noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3478716268360750864.post-67439256273424610172008-05-14T10:49:00.000-07:002008-05-14T10:58:36.732-07:00STUPID JOKES - 2<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br />STUPID JOKES - 2</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Beta icecream Khayega.....</span><br /><br />Mom: Beta icecream Khayega?<br />Beta:Na<br />Mom: Laddu Khayega?<br />Beta:Na<br />Mom: Fruits?<br />Beta:Na<br />Mom: Bap pe gaya hai na, Maar Hi khayega<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >An elephant falls in luv wid....</span><br /><br />An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige...guess y??<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />They gave a solid reason...**Ladke k daant bahar hain **<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Nari ke Chakkar me bhulo....</span><br /><br />Nari ke Chakkar me bhulo mat yari..<br />Laat maregi nari to yaad ayege Yari..<br />Bat mano hamari Banjao Brahmachari..<br />Ye Jankari Janit me Jari ;)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Santa apni khoobsurat Bivi....</span><br /><br />Santa apni khoobsurat BiVi k saath car mein baitha..<br />Driver ne sheesha set kiya...<br /><br />Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,<br />piche baith,<br />car mein chalaoonga!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><br />Harbhajan to his wife....</span><br /><br />Harbhajan to his wife :<br />Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?<br />Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat<br />Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >How r ur grades ....</span><br /><br />FATHER: How r ur grades, son?<br /><br />SON: Under water, Dad.!<br /><br />FATHER: Under water? What do u mean?<br /><br />SON: They're below C(Sea) level.. ;)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Gandhiji Ahimsa mein....</span><br /><br />Gandhiji Ahimsa mein kyu maante the???<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kyuki Dhishum Dhishum to pepsodent ka kaam hai na!! ;)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Damn!! Message me....</span><br /><br />1<br />2<br />3<br />4<br />5<br />6<br />7<br />8<br />9<br />10<br />11<br />12<br />13<br />14<br />15<br />16<br />17<br />18<br />19<br />20<br />21<br />22<br />23<br />24<br />25<br />26<br />27<br />28<br />29<br />30<br />31<br />32<br /><br />Damn!!<br />Message me now or I'll break all your 32 teethes! ;)s r pramod kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00389778477042981718noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3478716268360750864.post-60324598617337117682008-05-13T01:37:00.000-07:002008-05-13T02:03:00.682-07:00STUPID SMS - 1<span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;">STUPID SMS - 1<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-size:180%;"></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;" >Ek kaam kar YAAR.....</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;font-size:130%;" ></span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></span><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" >Ek kaam kar YAAR..<br /><br /><br />Tu na,<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />is msg ko DELETE kar de, isme kuch nahin hai..!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br /><span style="font-size:180%;">You ArE the biggesT...</span></span><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><br /><br /></span>You r the biggest fool on earth...<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />upar dekh liya na..<br />ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Sardar STD Pe gaya...</span><span style=";font-family:georgia;font-size:100%;" ><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar STD Pe gaya aur STD wale ko 2 thapad lagaye.</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">STD walene pucha thapad kyo mara?</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;">Sardar bola board par likha hai dial karne se pehle 2 lagaye.. ;)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><br /></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >U r my .....</span><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;">U r my..<br />BEST<br />SMART<br />CUTE<br />LOVABLE<br />SWEETEST<br />n INTELLIGENT frnd !!<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />WARNING :<br />Is Msg. Ke sabhe Sabhd Kalpanik he..<br />Inka Vastavik se Koi Sambandh Nahi he.. :p<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;" ><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >TEST UR MATHS ...</span><br /></span><br />TEST UR<br />CAPABILITY IN<br />MATHS.<br /><br /><br />R U Ready?<br /><br />Here We Go<br /><br />2+7<br /><br /><br />+9<br /><br /><br />-5<br /><br /><br />+4<br /><br /><br />+7<br /><br /><br />-2<br /><br /><br />+5<br /><br /><br />+4<br /><br /><br />-8<br /><br /><br />QUESTN:<br />How Many Times<br />Did U Press d Button?<br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /><br /><br /></span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><br />A BOY on Drive Date....</span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><br /></span><br />A BOY on Drive Date in BMW..<br />Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai<br />I'm already married<br />Girl:Tumne to dara diya,<br />Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi he ;)<span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br /><br /></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><br /></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >This is a test to....</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />This is a test to check ur English. Read this fast and loud.<br />BOW VOW COW, HOW NOW LOW,BOW VOW WOW VOW<br />BOW BOW.. TEST RESULT OK.. GOOD DOG<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;" >Sorry sorry! ....</span><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-size:100%;"><br />Sorrry sorry!<br />Galti se ye msg apko snd ho gaya<br />Niche mt dekhna niche galat salat likha hai..<br />.<br /></span><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="font-size:100%;">.<br />.<br /></span></span></span>.<br />.<br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" ></span></span>"GALAT SALAT "<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Ye ek naya sms he jo market ...</span><br /><br />Ye ek naya sms he jo market mai abi tak nahi aya..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kaha na abi tak market main nahi aya<br />To tumhre pas kaise ayega??<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:georgia;font-size:180%;" ><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:180%;" >Ek medical student ne apni ....</span><br /><br />[Emotional Scene]<br />Ek medical student ne apni clasmate ko khun se likha leter dekar kaha: "Mujhe iska jawab jarur dena"<br />Ladki ne jawab diya: "Tumhara blood group B+ hai"<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:georgia;"></span><span style="font-weight: bold;font-size:130%;" ><span style="font-family:georgia;"><br /></span></span>s r pramod kumarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00389778477042981718noreply@blogger.com0