STUPID JOKES - 2

STUPID JOKES - 2




Beta icecream Khayega.....

Mom: Beta icecream Khayega?
Beta:Na
Mom: Laddu Khayega?
Beta:Na
Mom: Fruits?
Beta:Na
Mom: Bap pe gaya hai na, Maar Hi khayega







An elephant falls in luv wid....

An elephant falls in luv wid n Ant.but Ant's parents r against their marrige...guess y??
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They gave a solid reason...**Ladke k daant bahar hain **






Nari ke Chakkar me bhulo....

Nari ke Chakkar me bhulo mat yari..
Laat maregi nari to yaad ayege Yari..
Bat mano hamari Banjao Brahmachari..
Ye Jankari Janit me Jari ;)






Santa apni khoobsurat Bivi....

Santa apni khoobsurat BiVi k saath car mein baitha..
Driver ne sheesha set kiya...

Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai,
piche baith,
car mein chalaoonga!






Harbhajan to his wife....

Harbhajan to his wife :
Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat
Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya






How r ur grades ....

FATHER: How r ur grades, son?

SON: Under water, Dad.!

FATHER: Under water? What do u mean?

SON: They're below C(Sea) level.. ;)





Gandhiji Ahimsa mein....

Gandhiji Ahimsa mein kyu maante the???
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Kyuki Dhishum Dhishum to pepsodent ka kaam hai na!! ;)







Damn!! Message me....

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Damn!!
Message me now or I'll break all your 32 teethes! ;)