Funny sms

Can v do romance
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"






similarity between
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.





Come, lets go...
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.





Kripya!!!
Kripya Dhyaan De,






Dhyaan dene k liye Shukriya





Ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi ho ho ho ho ho ho
ho ho ho ho ho... Kuch nahi yaar bas aapki shakal yaad aa gayi



versions of java
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think... think... think...

Marjava & Mitjava