Thursday, May 31, 2012

Silly SMS jokes 5


Silly SMS jokes 5




Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar, sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.



"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
"Barish hue bheeg gaye hum"
Fir kya,
"Rajnikanth ne phuk maari sukh gaye hum"!




PATNI NE KAR DI THI
PATI KI ESS BAAT PAR DHULAI
KI USNE " PATI PARMESWAR" FILM Q NAHI DIKHAI....





Faqir:Madam Bhuka hu,Khuda k naam pr khana dedo
Mam:Khana abi nai bana
Faqir:Facebook pe BABA Pappu ke naam se hu,ban jaye to WALL pe post kardena...




Bijlee ki taar or ladki mai kya similarty hai???
Guess..
Not Sure
Oh Come on Yaar Simple Yaar
Dono Nangi ho toh jaan nikaal deti hai

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