Silly SMS jokes 4

Silly SMS jokes 4

Teacher- Netaji, apka beta fail ho gaya he aur aap laddu khila rahe he?

Netaji- 70 ladko ki class me 60 fail hai, bahumat to mere bete k sath he.

A Cockroach To A Young Guy:

"I Can Make Your Girlfriend Scream,

More Louder Than You Can...

If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat..

Duryodhan will say... Dussashan, pehna do bhabhi

ko saari, hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai...

khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye

mile mughe aur mera ho jaye

karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye

Maar tughe pare aur mazza mughe aaye

Snta-Ye Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyu Mila H?

Bnta-Gane K Liye,

Snta-Aur Ye Bada Wala?

Bnta-Apna Gana Band Krne K Lie

In an African Safari, A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.

WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!

SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..

santa:-yaar mera kutta kho gaya hai. Main kya karu?

Banta:abe tu paper me kyo nahi de deta ki tera kutta kho gaya.

Santa: chup kar sale mera kutta pada likha nahi hai.