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Shruti to Shraxis




Why did the girl changed her name from Shruti to Shraxis?


Socho… kyun….. ???
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.Aur thoda socho....


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Ans: Because UTI bank is now Axis bank






Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi


Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar. 
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Tendulkar is an opener...






What will u call a person


What will u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver). 







Jackie Chan ki saas


Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. 
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nahi pata..??
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answer: D'Cold


chain ki saans lo - D'cold




chalo ab batao...
Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ?
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this is quite simple...
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answer) D'Cold again
kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi