Silly SMS Jokes 3

Silly SMS Jokes 3

Teacher to KG Kid: Hw many months in a year?

Kid: 12

Teacher: How did u knw?

Kid: Baara mahine me bara tarike se tujhko pyar jataunga re!

DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA

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Heart touching lines.. Thousand words of any teacher does not hurt much.. But the silence of a friend in the examination hall brings tears to the eyes..!

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Who is the most lucky man of this week.?

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Kanimozi's husband ofcourse....

Rs.214 Cr in hand and wife is in the jail

enjoy man..!!

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U S A: Hamare DOG Football khelte hai?

JAPAN: Hamari FISH dance Karti hai?

CHINA: Hamare HATHI cycle chalate hai?

INDIA: HAMARE GADHE DESH CHALATE HAI

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Osama to Amitabh : How are you ?

Amitabh : Bas kabhi Khushi kabhi gam, Aur aap ??

Osama; Bas kabhi gola kabhi Bum

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WIFE- kitna pyar karte ho mujhse?

HUSBAND- Shahjahan jaisa.

WIFE- To Tajmahal banwao.

HUSBAND- Zameen kharid li h, bus tumhare mrne ka intezaar kr rha hu.

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Lalu thanking obama after his stay in america-

Thank you for ur hospitality.when you come 2 india.god promis, i wil also hospitalise u.....