FUNNY SHAYARI - III

FUNNY SHAYARI..


Tumko dekha to yeh...

Tumko dekha to yeh khayaal aaya
Ki kal raat ko maine itna kyon khaaya
Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera



Juice peene ka maza...

Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai



I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u...

I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u
I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u I Luv u
Enuff - I luv other alphabets also



Tu mere dil mein...

Tu mere dil mein aise samaayi hai
Jaise baajre ke khet mein bhains ghus aayi hai



Khush rahe tu sada...

Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri




Tumsa koi dusara zamin...

Tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi dusara zamin par ho to rabse shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhela nahi jata dusara aa gaya ye kam baat hogi.




Majnu Laila ke baal...

Majnu Laila ke baal pakad ke bola
Moya kitne din se sar nahin dhoya



Chand par kaali ghata...

Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi




Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat...

Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Unki Gaali ke chakkar kaat te kaat te,kutte humaare yaar ho gaaye,
Woh to humhe naa mili..................
Magaar hum kutton ke Sardaar ho gaaye!!!


Jaayiye aap...

Jaayiye aap kahan jaayenge
Hum khud aapko chhod aayenge




Mere Dost Mere Chale...

Mere Dost Mere Chale Jaane Key Baad Aansu Na Bahana...
Agar Meri Yaad Aaye to Sidhe Upar Chaley Aana ...



Draupadi ka vastraharan...

Draupadi ka vastraharan Dushasan k o pada bhari
Saari mein saari Parag saari!



socha ttha har modh...

socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
socha ttha har modh par tumhara saath denge,
par kya kare kambakhat sadak hi sidhi nikli


Dil dola re dil dola....

Dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re dil dola re
Arrey chakkar aa gaya