STUPID SMS - 1

STUPID SMS - 1


Ek kaam kar YAAR.....

Ek kaam kar YAAR..


Tu na,
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is msg ko DELETE kar de, isme kuch nahin hai..!






You ArE the biggesT...

You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?




Sardar STD Pe gaya...

Sardar STD Pe gaya aur STD wale ko 2 thapad lagaye.
STD walene pucha thapad kyo mara?
Sardar bola board par likha hai dial karne se pehle 2 lagaye.. ;)





U r my .....

U r my..
BEST
SMART
CUTE
LOVABLE
SWEETEST
n INTELLIGENT frnd !!
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WARNING :
Is Msg. Ke sabhe Sabhd Kalpanik he..
Inka Vastavik se Koi Sambandh Nahi he.. :p






TEST UR MATHS ...

TEST UR
CAPABILITY IN
MATHS.


R U Ready?

Here We Go

2+7


+9


-5


+4


+7


-2


+5


+4


-8


QUESTN:
How Many Times
Did U Press d Button?





A BOY on Drive Date....

A BOY on Drive Date in BMW..
Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai
I'm already married
Girl:Tumne to dara diya,
Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi he ;)




This is a test to....

This is a test to check ur English. Read this fast and loud.
BOW VOW COW, HOW NOW LOW,BOW VOW WOW VOW
BOW BOW.. TEST RESULT OK.. GOOD DOG






Sorry sorry! ....

Sorrry sorry!
Galti se ye msg apko snd ho gaya
Niche mt dekhna niche galat salat likha hai..
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"GALAT SALAT "



Ye ek naya sms he jo market ...

Ye ek naya sms he jo market mai abi tak nahi aya..
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Kaha na abi tak market main nahi aya
To tumhre pas kaise ayega??



Ek medical student ne apni ....

[Emotional Scene]
Ek medical student ne apni clasmate ko khun se likha leter dekar kaha: "Mujhe iska jawab jarur dena"
Ladki ne jawab diya: "Tumhara blood group B+ hai"